Sunday, July 13, 2008

Tales of the Western Flyer

Throughout my college years, and my now beginning post grad years, a certain loyal steed has stood by my side through many perils. This red, metallic mare has indeed earned its stripes. Its core: sheer beauty. Its form: a bicycle. Its name: The Western Flyer. These are its true tales.
It all started in the 2004 Bolivar annual garage sales. I was looking for a bike for which to impress girls with my riding. Several hours into my search, things were looking down, for no bike had been found which could stand the test. Then, I saw her: a beautiful woman. I quickly ignored her and continued with my important search for a bike. Then, I saw it: a black squirrel, infamous in Bolivar. I quickly ignored this as well, continuing on. Finally, I stumbled upon him: a red and meek-looking bike, hidden in the corner of the garage of a particular sale. Rubbing off some dust from its side, I saw some writing: “The Western Flyer .” Remembering my lessons from Indiana Jones, I thought it would be wise to choose the most humble chalice. It was the one.
“How much for this bike!” I proclaimed loudly to no one in particular, and without direction.
“Oh, you don’t want that bike. Choose some of the newer, shinier bikes over there,” replied a large and burly man, pointing to some better-looking bikes.
Knowing that these shiny bikes, as did the beautiful cups in Indiana Jones, would cause my body to age instantly, turn into skeleton, and eventually dust, I persisted. “No, this one must do. Name your price,” I demanded.
“Alright, 20 bucks.”
“Ok. Uh, is it okay if I gave you 15? It’s alright if not, but, I just thought I’d see, you know, just, ” I demanded in a manly fashion.
“Alright, 15.”
Thus it was mine.
I rode the thing home, testing its abilities and limits. It was missing its right gear-shifter. It also had letters written on one side spelling, “Rugged Action.” I knew that this was to be a wild stallion, one which would not want to be tamed. So I never tried.
I let it be wild, just like in the John Eldridge books that everyone had been talking about. And it was reckless, and it was good.
Until that day.
Riding up to the SBU music building one day, intending to practice piano, (a method I use for impressing girls) I told the Western Flyer, “Today, I do not lock you; I trust thee.” I thus left him unlocked and went inside for times of practice, really without a worry. Time had grown trust in our relationship, and I knew that I didn’t need to tie him up for him to stay put. But, unfortunately, I forgot to factor in the human element.
Later, coming out of the music building, I casually looked for my sweet ride among the bike racks. Not seeing it, a sudden panic came over me--where is he? Is this the right bike rack? If I were to die today, do I know for certain where I would go? (ok, that last one didn’t cross my mind). I started scanning the bike racks for any sign. Then, despair--I knew it was done. He was stolen. I tore my clothing and cried out, knowing that my negligence had resulted in such an act.

To be continued???

7 comments:

Joel said...

"This is indeed a tale of great tragedy and woe. But Dale does not let the great loss of a beloved friend and trusty steed put a chasm between himself and the memories of a greater, more hopeful time when his bliss overcame all sense of the depravity of mankind.
A must-read for all toddlers looking to find that 'special someone' in the most difficult of times; but it also appeals to women seeking that winsome, piano-playing, bike-riding son-of-a-gun with his back to the wind and a mac n' cheese sandwich in his mouth."

-JBall, blogger of Just Words

TS said...

This is great! I have a blog too, you know.... Now all you have to do to be cool is make a Xanga site...and then go back in time about 4 or 5 years.

CMJ said...

I remember when Cary lost his bike the first time. I felt bad for him. The second time, I got mad at him.

I hope you get your rugged steed back in the continuing adventures of IndiANDY Dales.

-Candace

Cary said...

hey g-money!
this made me laugh aloud at several points.
I also like that you copied me and titled your blog after a Rich Mullins phrase.

miss ya dawg.

word to your mother. and the western flyer.

Cary said...

one more thing.
my site is:

hatewaslegend.blogspot.com

word.

Sarah Lewie said...

Ah...Dandy Ale. This warmed my heart. Thanks for the good story.
How are things? Where are you at these days?

deliveredjude said...

oh, I am glad I stumbled upon this rich nugget of goodness. The only thing it was missing was corn...well, not really, the post had a lot of corn(iness) in it, and for that I am fully satisfied.

I'm sorry I missed your call recently. It seems my actions are not quite as good as my desires. Sorry dude. I hope we can catch up soon, for real.