Saturday, March 21, 2009

well, in today's economy...

I like the way certain phrases are used in conversation.

The phrase, "Well, in today's economy..." can now be inserted anywhere in a conversation.

"I thought about changing career fields...but, in today's economy..." And then the sentence is ended. It can perhaps be followed up by a sarcastic laugh, or a mutual "Ha ha, yeah!" The rest is understood--no need to explain oneself, of course. The phrase is a catch-all.

A man has a conversation with the grocery store cashier:
"Hello!"
"Hello, sir, how are you today?"
"I'm fine. Could be better. I thought about changing my underwear today..."
--a slight, akward pause--
But then, a smirk of confidence from unspoken agreement crosses the man's face.
"BUT, in today's economy..."
and then--a mutually understood wink, followed by laughter and friendship.

This (and other phrases, they change over time) are codes for our society: if you want in, you use the current phrase.

A few months ago, when gas prices were really high, the general consensus was that the established code-phrase was "Yeah, but with today's gas prices!"

I thought about using it to my advantage.
Imagine the folowing scenario.

I walk into a bar and approach an attractive girl, who is obviously too good for me, and say:
"Hey!"
"Hi."
And then, I abruptly and loudly blurt out"But with today's gas prices, you just about have to go out with me!"(overly-extended, playful wink)"right?"
"Ha ha. You're kind of cute."

Of course, ethically speaking, this would never work. It is morally wrong to use the powerful phrase to influence ladies into datation of me.

Nevertheless, in conclusion to this tract, society's phrase is a powerful ally. Wield it well, young padawan.

3 comments:

deliveredjude said...

I will try....but in today's economy, I mean....

Yep.

TS said...

I just read that to two of my friends from church - we all laughed. Yet again, I would expect no less from Dandy Ale.

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Sarah Lewie said...

Would I have to pay tribute to you each time I use the word "datation"? Because I think it may just be my new favorite word. I hope not, but, in today's economy...

Hope you're doing well, my friend.